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April 12, 2019

EVIDENTLY THE SWISS GOVERNMENT HAS NEVER BEEN ON BOOK TOUR

Coffee not essential for life, Swiss government says

(Thanks to Dick Lobo and The Perts) (We saw Dick Lobo and the Perts open for Joey Dee and the Starliters)

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The Swiss are big fans of coffee, consuming about 9kg (20lb) per person per year.

Smph! We go through 21 lbs. a month - ~63 lbs. per person per year.
(hoo-ah!)

I can probably survive but anyone coming near me may not be so lucky.

Not essential...? Not if you're already high from lack of oxygen.

I agree with MOTW. My first thought was if that's all they drink then they're nothing but a bunch of Swiss yodeling amateurs.

And then, when all the Swiss are sleepy, we strike!

So they aren't neutral on this?

I'm not taking any chances.

US government has strategic reserves of cheese, as I read on this blog. Maybe we cpuld send them our 20 years old cheese for their 20 years old stale coffee.
On a second thought, that would probably start a war.

Switzerland, the home of Nescafé?

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