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Duterte later reiterated with reporters, "our relationship with Canada is in da doilet."
Posted by: man tom | April 24, 2019 at 11:48 AM
I guess Canada is using the "out of sight, out of mind" method to disposing of their garbage. I'm not suggesting anything here but, there are a lot of little islands around the Philippines, Guam, Wake Island, etc. Wouldn't it be tragic if the tide "accidentally" re-located some of it in their direction?
Posted by: nursecindy | April 24, 2019 at 11:53 AM
Sounds like Duterte has been watching South Park.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | April 24, 2019 at 12:03 PM
It was reported that Filipino President Rodrigo Duterte has an "supersized Trebuchet" with which he will return the garbage to Canada.
Posted by: ImNotDave | April 24, 2019 at 01:12 PM
The pinoy mouse that roared...
Posted by: Ron G in WA | April 24, 2019 at 01:42 PM
If they don't take back Justin Bieber, I suggest we declare war.
Posted by: Mikey123 | April 24, 2019 at 01:47 PM
It's another "Thrilla in Manila" folks. Will Canada keep to the contract that if Duerte wasn't happy they offered a double the garbage back guarantee or will Canadians just fart in the general direction of Manila?
The tension mounts...
Posted by: Le Petomane | April 24, 2019 at 01:58 PM
eh?
Posted by: Mikey123 | April 24, 2019 at 02:52 PM
'A Canadian Solution' sounds ominous until you remember that it's Canada and they're just so gosh darned nice.
Posted by: MOTW | April 24, 2019 at 04:28 PM
I f Candace doesn't take there damn geese back I say we join them
Posted by: David Weller | April 24, 2019 at 05:28 PM