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April 11, 2019


Woman stole Walmart scooter to drive to Waffle House

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko and Man Tom)


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Sally Selby ..
Scooter Sally, think you better slow your scooter down
Scooter Sally, think you better slow your scooter down
You been running all over the town now
Oh! I guess I'll have to put your flat feet on the ground

All you want to do is ride around Sally, ride, Sally, RIDE

We should see if nursecindy recognizes her as the terror of her local Walmart.

I'm pretty sure she's tried to run over me, more than once, here at my local Walmart.

I was really hoping it would be a high speed chase

So let's imagine if Robert Plant and Janis Joplin had a baby. No? Let's think and just imagine Robert Plant.

I assume she goes to Waffle House because she's banned at Chuck E. Cheese.

No matter how bad it gets, now more than ever, I will definitely never choose to ride the scooter at Walmart.

Many of these stories are occurring in Tennessee. Come on Florida, they are going after your title

Walmart should sell coffee.

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