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April 26, 2019

WOMAN'S BEST FRIEND

"When you don't got 30p for the toilet."

(Thanks to Nancy Gill)

THE ORIGINAL TINDER

New study finds the egg may actually 'choose' the Sperm

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko, who says "This means that all faulty behavior of your teenage children can now be blamed exclusively on the mother.")

BOLO

He was last seen wearing a white T-shirt with a “Captain Louie Jr” logo, dark-colored pants, prescription glasses, and yellow caution tape wrapped around his waist.

(Thanks to Al Barkaski)

IT IMMEDIATELY LAWYERED UP

Parrot taken into custody by police in Brazil for trying to warn drug dealers of raid

(Thanks to Steve K,. Ann, Ralph, DaninDallas and Not My Usual Alias)

OTHER THAN THAT IT'S A DELIGHTFUL VINTAGE

The Missouri Division of Alcohol and Tobacco Control is warning that six types of bottled wine manufactured by the Casa de Loco winery could explode.

(Thanks to Dave Kearns)

IT HAS FIRE COMING OUT OF THE CHIMNEY

Man with a disco shed on his head stalks the city streets

(Thanks to Ralph)

WHEN CATS START KILLING THEIR SLEEPING OWNERS...

...we will know why.

(Thanks to Ralph)

 
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