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April 16, 2019

ADVISORY

"There will be no snakes at this Friday's Anti-Prom at the library," a clarifying Facebook post said. "There was a typo in a local paper that said we will have snakes. We will have snacks. Snacks is what we will have."

(Thanks to Allen at Division)

GUY NIGHTMARES

Texas woman allegedly attacks husband after getting silence when she asked if she's pretty

(Thanks to Al Barkafski and Jack Eberling)

AND IN SPORTS

World Heavy Metal Knitting Championship to launch in Finland

(Thanks to Ralph)

BECAUSE THEY’RE BORED?

Why Montreal researchers are measuring the brain activity of opera-goers

(Thanks to the Perts)

By “they,” we mean the researchers. Also the opera-goers.

ANOTHER DAY AT THE OFFICE

Supreme Justices spent the morning talking about an 'f word'

(Thanks to The Perts)

FAR BE IT FROM US TO MAKE A HARLEY-DAVIDSON JOKE

Primates with smaller genitalia compensate by being flashy and aggressive

(Thanks to Matt Filar)

 
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