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April 15, 2019

HE IS RIS... UM... SUBMERGED

Celebrate this Easter by snorkeling with Jesus in the Florida Keys

(Thanks to Hayseed Tom)

BEFORE YOU GET TOO EXCITED: HE USES HIS HANDS

Israeli ‘fart’ artist blows away ‘Britain’s Got Talent’

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

SO THAT’S A NO

Florida woman fires gunshots at neighbor who asked her to turn down her music

(Thanks to pharmaross)

THERE IS NO KNOWN DEFENSE

Florida man threatened to destroy town with army of turtles

(Thanks to Hayseed Tom)

THEY WILL NOT GET OUT ALIVE

Squirrel Camp: Meet the scientists who live off the grid to study the frisky critters

(Thanks to Snowman and Suzie Q Wacvet)

MEANWHILE DOWN UNDER

‘Scrotox’: Australian men turn to Botox to improve appearance of scrotum

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w

PERHAPS THEY SHOULD REFRAIN FROM DRINKING FROM THE TOILET

Men with beards carry more germs than dogs

(Thanks to Mark Schlesigner, Charles Cates and Greg Snow, who says “They are also lousy at retrieving tennis balls.”)

STRUMPDATE FROM COLORADO

Thanks to everybody in the nice crowd at Boulder Books last night. Tonight at 7 I’ll be in Denver for the great Tattered Cover bookstore; the event will be at Trinity United Methodist Church. Hope to see you there.

 
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