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April 11, 2019

MEDICAL VINDICATION FOR GUYS EVERYWHERE

Holding in a fart means you might ‘breathe it out your mouth’

(Thanks to [appropriately enough] Le Petomane)

‘IT’S ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL ONE OF THEM HAS TO PEE’

Social media notices huge problem with 'stick-on' swimwear trend

(Thanks to Ralph)

IN THAT CASE, SIR....

Man driving with pants down said he was ‘working out’

Guess the state.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

AND THEN PRESUMABLY ON TO FLORIDA

Woman stole Walmart scooter to drive to Waffle House

(Thanks to Peter Metrinko and Man Tom)

ANOTHER ROUTINE DAY IN THE SUNSHINE STATE

Three naked women were spotted at a Pasco rest stop. Then came the high-speed pursuit.

(Thanks to James Flynn)

SEND THESE MONKEYS TO WASHINGTON

Scientists put human gene into monkeys to make them smarter, human-like

(Thanks to DaninDallas and Le Petomane)

STRUMPDATE

Thanks to the great crowd last night at Third Place Books in Seattle. Tonight at 7:30 I’ll be talking about Lessons From Lucy for Kepler’s Books at the Aragon High School Theater in San Mateo. Hope to see you San Francisco-area folks out there. Here’s an incentive: I got some shirts laundered, so I think I smell better.

 
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