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April 01, 2019

JUST AS WE ALWAYS SUSPECTED

The electronic song "Scary Monsters and Nice Sprites" reduces host attack and mating success in the dengue vector Aedes aegypti.

(Thanks to Jay Brandes)

English translation: Dubstep music is an effective MOSQUITO repellent, study claims

(Thanks to Chris Elzi, who sasys “It may not be worth it.”)

THESE KIDS (burrrppp) TODAY

Millennials Are Blamed For Falling Beer Sales In The U.S.

(Thanks to Steve K.)

IN THAT CASE, MA’AM, CHEERS!

Woman pulled over for driving on a bare tire rim was also enjoying a margarita at the time, officers say

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

THEY HAD THEIR REASONS

Massachusetts State Police are asking for the public’s help identifying two women who stopped and fought in the middle of Route 128 Friday morning.

(Thanks to Ann)

IT WAS NOT A CONSENTING PHEASANT

A scantily-clad Cornish man has gone viral after his bizarre 'sex dance' with a pheasant.

(Thanks to John Lobert)

LET'S PUT DOWN THE PHONES, PEOPLE

More Americans reported that they did not have sex in 2018 than in any other year since at least 1989, according to a new study.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

YOU HAVE THE RIGHT TO PUT ON A TOWEL

Swedish police officer arrests fugitive in sauna while both naked

(Thanks to Jim Kenaston and Bill Hudgins, who says "The long, um, arm of the law.")

THERE IS NOTHING LEFT TO BELIEVE IN

Poland Spring accused of defrauding consumers by peddling water from 'phony' springs

(Thanks to The Perts)

A FLORIDA EMT LICENSE IS ON THE WAY

Man wrecks car, steals first responder's car and crashes that too

(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)

DO THESE PEOPLE NOT WATCH MOVIES?

Evolutionary roboticists have decided to begin teaching artificial intelligence powered robots to evolve and reproduce.

(Thanks to DaninDallas)

NO S**T

Nearly One-Third of Men Say They are to Blame for Foul Bathroom Odors

(Thanks to Unholy Slacker)

THE PERFECT STORM

Squirrels blamed in Chuck E. Cheese's fire.

(Thanks to Polar Foil)

 
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