« Previous | Main | Next »

March 26, 2019


Pizzeria Owner Targeted In Slice Fusillade

We saw Slice Fusillade open for the Who.

(Thanks to Barry Nester and Le Petomane)


Feed You can follow this conversation by subscribing to the comment feed for this post.

If only she had a trebuchet.

If you rearrange the letters in Syeda Saleem, you get "SEE DAME SLAY".

When this slice hits your eye
I'm upset, that's no lie
Splats amore

Syeda Saleem => Mad seal eyes

It's been a while since I've seen the word ' fusillade " used in print. Thanks.

Sydea Saleem, known as the Mad Pizza Slice Slinger of Florida has announced that upon her release, she will go on tour of Chuck E. Cheese's. She says she will have a trebuchet in the back of her pickup and promises at least one fusillade of slinging pizza slices at every performance.

What a great example to set for your child!

I know you've deceived me, now here's a surprise
I know that you have 'cause there's Pizza in my eyes

If you think that I don't know about the little tricks you've played
And never see you when deliberately you throw pizza in my way
Well, here's a poke at you
You're gonna choke on it too
You're gonna lose that smile
Because all the while

I can throw for miles and miles
I can throw for miles and miles
I can throw for miles and miles and miles and miles and miles
Oh yeah

While doing research this morning for my prior comment, I came across this and felt it was relevant.

I stayed up late last night throwing missiles in quick succession while placing my order at Grub Hub for Dave's book

Cindy, that was my take too.

*waves bic at manual tomato*

*joins fractalist*

*waves flaming slice of pizza at manual tomato*

Verify your Comment

Previewing your Comment

This is only a preview. Your comment has not yet been posted.

Your comment could not be posted. Error type:
Your comment has been posted. Post another comment

The letters and numbers you entered did not match the image. Please try again.

As a final step before posting your comment, enter the letters and numbers you see in the image below. This prevents automated programs from posting comments.

Having trouble reading this image? View an alternate.


Post a comment

Your Information

(Name is required. Email address will not be displayed with the comment.)

Terms of Service | Privacy Policy | Copyright | About The Miami Herald | Advertise