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March 29, 2019

YIKES

Surveillance footage captured a Turkish man flying through the air on the base of a patio umbrella after trying to hold it down during severe winds.

(Thanks to Allen at Division and Not My Usual Alias)

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I thought maybe his last name is Poppins.

I can already see the ads: Fly Umbrella Air for the experience of a lifetime. No lines. No TSA. No insurance and no set destination. Buy your umbrella and go with the wind.

So Turks can fly?

As God is my witness, NMUA

Edited out of Midnight Express.

Yes, Le P — the experience of a very short lifetime...

Look! Up in the sky!
It's a bird! It's a plane!
It's TurkishMan!

Cutting room floor Aladdin footage.

Sigh. Doesn't anyone pay attention? The Russia Man showed us that we are more aerodynamic when nude. What was Turkish Man thinking?

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