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Contributing to this blog:
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
- "Dave" is Dave Barry, who is a humor columnist and presidential contender.
- "judi" is Judi Smith, who is Dave's Research Department, as well as being interested in men.
- "Walter" is Walter, a bone from the penis of a walrus.
I thought maybe his last name is Poppins.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | March 29, 2019 at 10:57 AM
I can already see the ads: Fly Umbrella Air for the experience of a lifetime. No lines. No TSA. No insurance and no set destination. Buy your umbrella and go with the wind.
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 29, 2019 at 11:40 AM
So Turks can fly?
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | March 29, 2019 at 12:29 PM
As God is my witness, NMUA
Posted by: Mr. Carlton | March 29, 2019 at 01:10 PM
Edited out of Midnight Express.
Posted by: man tom | March 29, 2019 at 01:17 PM
Yes, Le P — the experience of a very short lifetime...
Posted by: fractalist | March 29, 2019 at 02:18 PM
Look! Up in the sky!
It's a bird! It's a plane!
It's TurkishMan!
Posted by: Airedale | March 29, 2019 at 02:48 PM
Cutting room floor Aladdin footage.
Posted by: Clankie | March 29, 2019 at 02:54 PM
Sigh. Doesn't anyone pay attention? The Russia Man showed us that we are more aerodynamic when nude. What was Turkish Man thinking?
Posted by: C. "Thunder Lizard" Robbin | March 30, 2019 at 02:50 PM