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March 27, 2019


British man ‘tried to flee Australia on jet ski armed with a crossbow’

(Thanks to John Lobert)


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He saw the crocodile video, where the croc ate the fishermens' catch, and decided he'd had enough...


I don't remember being offered the cross-bow option when I bought my jet ski.

Misread as: "Tried to FREE Australia on jet ski armed with crossbow".
IMHO That would have been a better story.

The perp first claimed he was being chased by a giant cucumber, but the minute he saw the cops start laughing he knew he was sunk.

sounds like opening scene of next Bond film.

The crossbow is standard equipment to kill the giant Australian spiders.

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