WHO CAN BLAME HIM?
British man ‘tried to flee Australia on jet ski armed with a crossbow’
(Thanks to John Lobert)
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March 27, 2019
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He saw the crocodile video, where the croc ate the fishermens' catch, and decided he'd had enough...
Posted by: Dave Roe | March 27, 2019 at 05:36 PM
Hmmmm...
I don't remember being offered the cross-bow option when I bought my jet ski.
Posted by: markhh | March 27, 2019 at 06:11 PM
Misread as: "Tried to FREE Australia on jet ski armed with crossbow".
IMHO That would have been a better story.
Posted by: ImNotDave | March 27, 2019 at 06:51 PM
The perp first claimed he was being chased by a giant cucumber, but the minute he saw the cops start laughing he knew he was sunk.
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 27, 2019 at 06:53 PM
sounds like opening scene of next Bond film.
Posted by: chet | March 27, 2019 at 11:37 PM
The crossbow is standard equipment to kill the giant Australian spiders.
Posted by: Allen at Division | March 28, 2019 at 08:41 AM