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When did they move New Jersey?
Posted by: ImNotDave | April 01, 2019 at 06:33 AM
[...He performed several experiments that show the buried feces eventually resurface farther downstream on the surface of the glacier, where they begin to melt...]
Sort of kills the appeal of "Clear Alaskan" bottled glacier water, eh?
Posted by: Stixnstonz | April 01, 2019 at 10:49 AM
Science! “The average human ‘deposit’ weighs half a pound and the average length of a climber's stay on the mountain is 18 days, which is how researchers got the figure of 66 tons over the course of the past century.”
Disclaimer: ‘Your personal deposits may vary.’
Posted by: MOTW | April 01, 2019 at 12:46 PM
Substantial penalty for non-withdrawal.
Posted by: fractalist | April 01, 2019 at 01:37 PM
Well, I guess it's better than the corpses that keep coming to the surface on Mt. Everest.
Posted by: OldPhil | April 01, 2019 at 05:09 PM