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March 30, 2019

WHAT CHOICE DID HE HAVE?

Suspected drunk driver took Wayne State bus because ‘the keys were in it,’ police say

(Thanks to Geoff Scott, who says "In that case, sir...")

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Maybe a friend told him that instead of driving drunk he should just take a bus.

Police officer--"OK, you claim you borrowed the bus because it was full of gas and idling with the keys in it."

Driver-"Yeah, that's the only way to get around when yer lichencese has been surspended twenty an' one times."

Police officer--"I suppose you're claiming impairment from being dropped on your head?"

Driver-"I'd like a pear, I'm hungry."

And just where is this alleged 'State of Wayne' located?

Somewhere in Wayne's World.

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