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March 30, 2019


Suspected drunk driver took Wayne State bus because ‘the keys were in it,’ police say

(Thanks to Geoff Scott, who says "In that case, sir...")


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Maybe a friend told him that instead of driving drunk he should just take a bus.

Police officer--"OK, you claim you borrowed the bus because it was full of gas and idling with the keys in it."

Driver-"Yeah, that's the only way to get around when yer lichencese has been surspended twenty an' one times."

Police officer--"I suppose you're claiming impairment from being dropped on your head?"

Driver-"I'd like a pear, I'm hungry."

And just where is this alleged 'State of Wayne' located?

Somewhere in Wayne's World.

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