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Suspected drunk driver took Wayne State bus because ‘the keys were in it,’ police say
(Thanks to Geoff Scott, who says "In that case, sir...")
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Maybe a friend told him that instead of driving drunk he should just take a bus.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 30, 2019 at 05:48 PM
Police officer--"OK, you claim you borrowed the bus because it was full of gas and idling with the keys in it."
Driver-"Yeah, that's the only way to get around when yer lichencese has been surspended twenty an' one times."
Police officer--"I suppose you're claiming impairment from being dropped on your head?"
Driver-"I'd like a pear, I'm hungry."
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 30, 2019 at 07:03 PM
And just where is this alleged 'State of Wayne' located?
Posted by: ImNotDave | March 31, 2019 at 07:26 AM
Somewhere in Wayne's World.
Posted by: fractalist | March 31, 2019 at 01:11 PM