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March 30, 2019

WE'VE ALL DONE IT

Nicolas Cage drunkenly got married in Las Vegas by mistake

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson, who says "In that case, sir, feel free to go and make Con Air 2.")

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I have not personally done such a thing.

But Nicholas Cage was not so intoxicated that he stole a Wayne State bus with keys in the ignition.

Nicholas Cage doesn't really need to worry about what people think. He needs to worry about what his recent wife's divorce lawyer will claim in court.

I had so looked up to him until this.

Hey, give him a break. The man lost his hand in a bakery accident.

I thought he'd left.

Y'know, if your life is going to imitate a movie, at least make it a good movie. Like "Batman."

You're supposed to get drunk afterwards.

When a glass hits your eye
and its a Mai-Tai,
That's Amore !

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