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March 15, 2019

WE'RE NOT SURE THE DOG WOULD FIND THIS PREFERABLE TO BEING EATEN BY COYOTES

The CoyoteVest.

(Thanks to Rebecca Bleser)

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Have no fear, Mr. Coyote! The Acme "Canine Overcoat Bristle Stripper" (COBS) can remove that pesky deterrent in a flash! Delivery available C.O.D. in Continental USA

Fluffy is, a punk rocker!
Fluffy is, a punk rocker!
Fluffy is, a punk rocker now!

(Translated from coyote)--

"Yeah, they got a rough exterior but the juicy and tasty center makes it worth the effort."

They should make matching owner vests. I'd feel better walking my dog wearing quills and spikes.

As if your dog isn't humiliated enough by that tutu and punk dye job.

How long before the bright lights of fashion send their models down the runway wearing one of these numbers?

Sometimes the annual Dave Barry Gift Guide just writes itself.

Don't let them swim in the lake - they look like fishing lures.

When you know it would be better to get a pet porcupine, pet skunk or just move.

Wearing them also helps with getting a good seat on public transportation

Is this made by Acme?

Coyote Ugly

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