WE'LL JUST GRAB A SODA FROM THE MACHINE, THANKS
1 in 5 office mugs contain faecal matter - and it's probably not your own
(Thanks to John Lobert and pharmaross)
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Uh-oh. We have customers visiting our office today....
Posted by: Rod Nunley | March 21, 2019 at 11:25 AM
It is nice of you to stop by the office to do the IRS audit. Let me get you a nice cup of coffee then we can get started.
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 21, 2019 at 11:32 AM
Your cup probably says " Men's " on the side of it.
Posted by: Clankie | March 21, 2019 at 11:46 AM
This is exactly why God gave us disposable Dixie cups.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 21, 2019 at 12:06 PM
I've always felt that fecal matter improves the taste of office coffee.
Posted by: LeDud | March 21, 2019 at 12:50 PM
Towards the end, they list helpful hints for avoiding bacteria, including this:
Wash wash bottles at least once a day because water is not sterile, and bacteria will build up over time.
Okay okay
Posted by: MOTW | March 21, 2019 at 01:35 PM
The break room at a former workplace had a full size refrigerator I dubbed the “Chilled Science Project Storage Facility”. (I once discovered that eggnog does in fact turn to cheese if left in the refrigerator long enough.) Anyway, one day I went into the break room and witnessed one of the “Safety Professionals” picking his nose and then dipping his hand in the ice cubes to refresh his drink. I bought a mini fridge to hide in my desk and drank instant coffee at the office after that. I’m not surprised that there is fecal matter in communal cups.
Posted by: 655321 | March 21, 2019 at 03:39 PM
Wow. Poop all the way from England, huh?
Posted by: vaporsmith | March 21, 2019 at 04:21 PM
Now I have a latte on my mind...
Posted by: PirateBoy | March 21, 2019 at 04:26 PM
I've had a latte on my mind lately.
Posted by: PirateBoy | March 21, 2019 at 04:27 PM
It's a brew-tiful morning, PB.
Posted by: MOTW | March 21, 2019 at 04:45 PM
As if having my own fecal matter would make it acceptable.
Posted by: Canuck | March 21, 2019 at 05:28 PM
Fecal matter matters in quantum physics.
Posted by: Flathead County Frank | March 21, 2019 at 05:46 PM
I thought the high temp beverage killed all the fecals that matter
Posted by: Cheesewiz | March 21, 2019 at 07:44 PM
You think grabbing a soda from the machine will save you? Haven't you heard how much rat poop there is on top of those cans?
Posted by: padraig | March 22, 2019 at 09:36 AM
Just part of a balanced breakfast ;)
Posted by: Lucky Jack | March 22, 2019 at 09:53 AM