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March 12, 2019

WE WERE PROMISED FLYING CARS

LONDON--(BUSINESS WIRE)--As part of its mission to explore the potential for 5G in rural locations, 5G RuralFirst has today released Me+Moo, a smartphone app that lets you choose your own connected cow and receive daily updates beamed from sensors present on the farm.

(Thanks to timbang)

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Connected Cow opened for Band of Horses.

I saw them open for Captain Beefheart.

This will be a money maker in Montana when they sell a version for sheep!

I saw them open for Snarky Puppy.

Apparently CVS uses this app to contact me every day about refilling prescriptions for my cow and everyone else's cow. Thanks for posting and stop (expletive) texting me.

Notes from a cow--

Monday-I ate grass, swatted flies with my tail and pooped a lot.
Tuesday-I ate grass, swatted flies with my tail and pooped a lot.
Wednesday-I ate grass, swatted flies with my tail and pooped a lot.
Thursday-This will be my last report. I have been upgraded somehow and the truck is pulling into the barn....

Cows... cars... Spellcheck is at it again.

@Clankie - I'm okay if there are no flying cows.

"Moooney...its a gas.." Pink Floyd.

Gary Larson would be proud.

So I would be able to find out if there is a moo-moo here, a moo-moo there.
Or here a moo...there a moo...EVERYWHERE a moo-moo.

@Burt - More likely - You find out from "your" cow - I can poop here or there. I can poop anywhere.

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