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March 25, 2019

WAR IS IMMINENT

France uncovers massive Italian kiwi fraud

We saw them open for the Doors.

(Thanks to Rod Nunley and Dave Roe)

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Shortly after Italy questioned the investigation French officials boldly opened up supporting their position by saying, "we give up."

France officially notified Italy that if it doesn't stop mislabeling innocent kiwi's, a hundred French soldiers will gather at the border and fart in their general direction.

Who knew Frenchmen like fuzzy, fruity balls...and know when they are Italian fuzzy, fruity balls.

The French Department of Fuzzy Fruits (FD oFF) said that if the Italians don't quit is "immediaitment" they, FD oFF) the will be forced to surrender.

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