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March 11, 2019


Man Arrested For Choking Driver Who Wouldn’t Stop Singing Christmas Carols

(Thanks to Ralph, Rick Day, pharmaross and Le Petomane)


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This might inspire a new Christmas song like the classic : "Grandma Got Run Over by a Reindeer."

Time for Christmas carols already? I'd better start hanging up my lights!

The video footage of highway guardrails was particularly helpful.

My office is on notice that the body will not be found of any person singing "Feliz Navidad."

If the driver kept singing Manilow's "Carol of the Bells/ Jingle Bells", choking would be an appropriate response.
Then again, I think LeDud makes a good point with "Feliz Navidad."

" Do They Know It's Christmas " would warrant more than choking.

On the 76th day of Christmas my true love gave to me...AAACCCKKKK!
No jury would convict him.

"Murder on the Xmas express" was a lesser known Agatha Christie Short story.

"Simply Having A Wonderful Christmas Time" by Macca is the worst possible Christmas song/earworm.

After the 3rd time of hearing as evidence "All I Want for Christmas Is You" it would literally end with a hung jury.

They used to start playing this music after ThanksGiving. Now its after Halloween. I suppose after Labor Day is next.

And now to honor this wonderful fourth of July please join us in singing "Jingle Bells".
(Dedicated to LeDud)

Tiny Tim's rendition of 365 Days of Christmas set to ukelele and kazoo is generally recognized as the longest Christmas song ever. It was also noted for being the only song banned by the Geneva Convention.

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