THIS IS ALWAYS AN EFFECTIVE DISPUTE-RESOLUTION TACTIC
Angry at gym staff, man drives car through front window, almost striking employee, police say
A combination Florida license/gym membership card is on the way.
(Thanks to Barry Nester and Le Petomane)
"See? I told you I'd be back."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 24, 2019 at 10:19 AM
I read this story a couple of days ago and did not submit to the blog mainly because I was confident the guy had one of these. During the summer months, one newspaper in the area devotes an entire section to valid CA licensed driver's who run through the front of businesses. Taking away their memberships is rarely the cause because these people, first of all, have no idea what membership means and second, they can't even.
Posted by: manual tomato | March 24, 2019 at 12:16 PM
A motivational message on the gym's wall reads: "Set some goals. Then demolish them."
A lawyer could argue he was just following instructions on the demolishing part.
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 24, 2019 at 06:06 PM
Probably got upset after being told he would have to actually exercise to see any benefits.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | March 24, 2019 at 07:07 PM
And of course he didn't wipe off the equipment when he was finished.
Posted by: Stixnstonz | March 25, 2019 at 09:22 AM