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March 17, 2019

'THEY WERE AN UNUSUAL SHAPE WITH STRANGE MARKINGS'

Man fails to smuggle tortoises disguised as pastries into Berlin Airport

We saw Tortoises Disguised As Pastries open for the Talking Heads.

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

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The writer went the entire story without a single hare reference?

I sense a conspiracy

That's funny, because I saw them open for Unicorns With Crowbars.

Teenage mutant ninja tortoises they were not.

He tried to distract them with the old shell game

I love those! Crunchy on the outside, soft and gooey on the inside.

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