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March 17, 2019


Man fails to smuggle tortoises disguised as pastries into Berlin Airport

We saw Tortoises Disguised As Pastries open for the Talking Heads.

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)


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The writer went the entire story without a single hare reference?

I sense a conspiracy

That's funny, because I saw them open for Unicorns With Crowbars.

Teenage mutant ninja tortoises they were not.

He tried to distract them with the old shell game

I love those! Crunchy on the outside, soft and gooey on the inside.

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