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March 17, 2019

THE DRIVER ALREADY HAS HIS FLORIDA LICENSE

Police said a customer was seated in the path of the crash, but he got up to grab some hot sauce packets before the car went into the building.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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Taco Bell is already planning an ad campaign to tout the health benefits of their hot sauce.

Later on, after eating the taco with the hot sauce, he found himself with his knees clutched to his chest, wishing the car had hit him.

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