THE DOWNSIDE: YOU HAVE TO POUR KETCHUP ON YOUR HEAD
Study reveals chemical in McDonald's fries may be cure for baldness
(Thanks to Ralph)
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Study reveals chemical in McDonald's fries may be cure for baldness
(Thanks to Ralph)
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As one who has had his fair share of McDonalds fries, I'd have to say that they don't cure baldness.
Alas
Posted by: JG | March 21, 2019 at 10:06 AM
JG, you might be doing it wrong. Did you rub them on your scalp?
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 21, 2019 at 10:08 AM
"Chemical" and "fries" are two words I don't want to see together.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | March 21, 2019 at 10:23 AM
"When they tested that chemical on mice, scientists said, the mice regrew hair."
If I have to choose between baldness and mouse hair on my head, I choose baldness.
Posted by: ChrisinVa | March 21, 2019 at 10:24 AM
The catch is that the hair is "Clown-Red".
Posted by: Stixnstonz | March 21, 2019 at 10:31 AM
Jeff - I must have forgot the ketchup...
Posted by: JG | March 21, 2019 at 10:35 AM
I'll give up eating McDonald's fries when I start coughing up hairballs.
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 21, 2019 at 10:39 AM
If you've seen the arms and hands of some of the people who work at McDonald's, you know this works.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | March 21, 2019 at 11:13 AM
A picture of one of the fry-eating lab mice has been released.
Posted by: manual tomato | March 21, 2019 at 11:33 AM
Good one manual tomato. So true too.
IMHO there is nothing better than an order of fresh, hot McDonald's fries. On the other hand, there is nothing worse than an order of cold McDonald's fries.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 21, 2019 at 11:48 AM
I once had a fish sandwich that was an almost instant cure for constipation, but that may have been somewhere else.
Posted by: Clankie | March 21, 2019 at 11:52 AM
I'm assuming a large order improves your sex life. McDonald's fries - grow bigger stuff with or value menu.
Posted by: manual tomato | March 21, 2019 at 12:01 PM
I thought it was the pickles on the burgers that cured baldness. You know, Minoxidill.
Posted by: AmoebaStampede | March 21, 2019 at 12:02 PM
*snork* at AmoebaStampede...
Posted by: fractalist | March 21, 2019 at 01:38 PM
If the founder were still alive, he would say that this claim is a real Kroc.
Posted by: Alida Weber | March 23, 2019 at 09:56 PM