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March 19, 2019

SWITCH TO DECAF

A man has claimed an adverse reaction to coffee forced him to throw up in a Hastings movie theatre, headbutt a staff member and resist police arrest.

(Thanks to Ralph)

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Holding his arms rigid in front of him while head-butting the air in front of his rather large head, Royal was escorted from the courtroom and heard muttering, "you'll never take me alive."

People who claimed to know this guy all said he was a Royal pain.

". . .he'd finished five cups of black coffee in a short period of time . . ."

Or as I call it: "Breakfast."

I only act this way when I don't get my morning cup of coffee.

Juan Valdez has put his foot in it this time.

Next time, secretly switch his brand with Folgers.

He was apparently drinking Waster's Choice.

"Jim never has a second cup of coffee at home."

Switch to beer.

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