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March 14, 2019

SOME WOULD *EVEN GIVE UP ALCOHOL*

Traffic is so bad in South Florida, many commuters say they would give up sex to have an easier drive to and from work.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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On the other hand MOST commuters would give up work for sex.

Do they mean they would give that up while commuting?

Many commuters around here have sex while commuting and pay no attention to traffic. When they are not texting.

I'm guessing the alcohol they're willing to give up is not that consumed DURING the commute.

29.99% of the interviewed commuters said they would give up sex only after a very large tattoed man named Guido stole their wallet.

Commute to the massage parlor and give up nothing.

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