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March 15, 2019

SHE HAS 'THOUSANDS OF FOLLOWERS'

Woman films herself reviewing bars of soap online by tasting and eating them

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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But her breath is 99 and 44/100% pure and clean. If she eats enough of this brand of soap she feels like she could float.

That's ten brain cells I can never get back.

"Over the years, I got to be quite a connoisseur of soap. My personal preference is for Lux, but I found Palmolive had a nice, piquant after-dinner flavor; heady, but with just a touch of mellow smoothness. Lifebuoy, on the other hand..."

--Ralphie Parker

For dessert she eats Tide pods.

Must've been a real potty-mouth when she was growing up.

*5 to wanderer (and Ralphie)

I once had an (ex)friend try to sell me Amway products, using exactly this method, after I explained my objections of it to him.

No soap, no sale, no friendship.

On the plus side she hardly ever has to clean her toilet.

Let's hope she doesn't go blind from "soap poisoning" like Ralphie imagined.

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