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March 03, 2019


Deadly spider venom 'more effective than Viagra' for curing erectile dysfunction

(Thanks to John Lobert)


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Well, if the Sun says it, it must be true, right?

Party time! Where's my spider?

A little candle light, some incense, moody music by your favorite band " Deadly Spider Venom "... who needs Viagra ?

I can picture some guy sitting in the examination room of a sex doctor.

"Nurse" the doctor says, "bring in the deadly venomous spider, we need to do an injection on this patients penis."
"It's a miracle" the patient yells pulling up his pants. "I'm cured, I'm cured!" as he runs out of the room.

When the patient has gone, the doctor says, "See nurse, that spider cure really does work. Bill him accordingly."

I died a few years ago. It was very beneficial. Helped establish that I am immortal (unless proven otherwise). So far I’ve survived four terminal illnesses.

Seeing a giant spider cured my constipation.

Well Spider-Man got bit by a nasty spider and all the babes started to flock to him.

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