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March 20, 2019

RYANAIR: CHUCK E. CHEESE'S OF THE SKY

Ryanair passenger ‘has nose bitten off’ when brawl kicks off on flight to Tenerife

(Thanks to Barry Nester)

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They even serve inedible pizza!

Dr.Rumack: "I just reattached the passenger's nose but we must land this plane now or the pizza madness could spread to everyone on board this airplane."

Pilot:"Surely you can't be serious."

Dr.Rumack: "I am serious...and don't call me shirley."

This is why I only fly VivaAerobús, the Taco Bell of the sky. I also like that it translates to "Live Airbus" which is my most frequent prayer when flying with them.

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