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March 01, 2019

POLLY WANNA FIX?

Wild parrots are destroying poppies to feed their opium addiction

(Thanks to Ralph)

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The Corleone breed of parrot seems to have taken control of the poppy harvesting and distribution. Scientists are baffled by the level of organization they show.

Polly also wants a crack. The alternate problem.

They never would have been discovered if it weren't for those dirty stool pigeons.

Rabbits still control the Easter egg cartel.

This is what makes them so wild.

Also: "high alert" Har!

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