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March 07, 2019


Fornication will no longer be illegal in Utah

(Thanks to pharmaross)


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If I remember correctly Denny Crane (William Shatner) in Boston Legal got banned from Utah for attempted fornication. Tough State.

Wish they had done this before I bought That retirement home in Virginia which, after all, is for lovers.

Rintinglen, well ever since Loving v Virginia was decided, by the Supreme Court, in favor of Loving.

Ski resorts rejoice.

But Threenacation is still illegal.

Those LDS Mormon folks in Utah have been into multiple partners for men for a couple of centuries. It must be the magic underwear.

I blame Mitt Romney

But don’t worry. You still get to go to H-E-Double-Hockey-Stick for a barbecue.

All of Salt Lake City is saying, "I'll drink to that! Oh wait..."

I always wondered why hotel clerks in Utah kept asking to see our marriage license when I checked into a room with my wife, Anyway, true story, an hour ago my client described her relationship with a younger fellow as “platonic-sexual.”

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