NO NEED TO GUESS THE STATE
Spring is here; it's time for Tips For Living With Alligators
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March 27, 2019
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Is this a companion piece to autumn's "Tips for Living With Hurricanes"?
Posted by: wanderer2575 | March 27, 2019 at 05:09 PM
Hmmm. There could be a movir in this. 'Alligatornado..
Posted by: JG | March 27, 2019 at 05:11 PM
JG, you just identified Tara Reid's next job.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | March 27, 2019 at 05:15 PM
I’d say the most important tip is DON’T.
Posted by: Snowman | March 27, 2019 at 05:45 PM
Alligators are rarely aggressive toward humans if you leave them alone. The same is not true of Florida mosquitos with Zika, dengue, chikungunya, etc.
Tips for living with disease-bearing mosquitos: move to Antarctica.
Posted by: Ralph | March 27, 2019 at 06:59 PM
Great journalism is still alive and well. Whoever wrote these lines could become another Mark Twain.
"When fed, alligators can overcome their natural wariness and learn to associate people with food." If you need help following this to it's logical conclusion, you need more help than we can provide here.
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 27, 2019 at 07:17 PM
There's nothing lower than an alligator bully.
Posted by: Couch Surfer | March 28, 2019 at 12:26 AM
DANG! I can't bully the alligators? Can I just taunt them, "You'd make a great pair of shoes and a handbag."
Posted by: Mikey123 | March 28, 2019 at 08:34 AM
I remember in Miami there used to be a kind of "village" for the richer people, and there was a pond with alligators in the middle. I never understood that no one was afraid of them.
Posted by: positive words | May 15, 2023 at 09:43 AM
Always keep a safe distance from alligators. A distance of at least 20 to 30 feet is recommended. Never approach, feed, or attempt to interact with them
Posted by: heic to jpg | August 25, 2023 at 02:42 AM