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March 10, 2019

MAYBE HE WAS DEEP UNDERCOVER

A special agent with the U.S. Department of Homeland Security was arrested late Friday after deputies said he was driving drunk along the Overseas Highway near West Summerland Key.

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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Maybe, but was he shaving his bikini area?

Hey, Homeland Security is a stressful job these days.

> Hand gesture <

" He's not the terrorist you're looking for. "

> Hand gesture <

" He can go about his business. "

When the police hauled him away in handcuffs, he just kept screaming "I'm mad as hell and I'm not going to take it any more!"

Like flies, for everyone you swat there are more buzzing around.

TSA trazinee. Special agent: Read to him really slow.

"trainee" Sorry. My eyes are not quite right this morning. Too much screen.

How many three-ounce bottles had he consumed?

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