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March 28, 2019

IN THAT CASE, SIR, YOU ARE FREE TO PUT YOUR SHOES ON AND GO

Police say an Ohio man who was allegedly caught with cocaine in his sock told officers, 'These aren't my socks.'

(Thanks to Emily, Leslie and w)

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No illusionary jury would convict him.

These are not the socks you seek.

๐…  I left my socks .. in San Francisco ๐…Ÿ

Damien K Clark ==>
Manacled Kirk
Clinked karma

Ohio Man plans to retire in Florida and become Florida Man.

This guy might be innocent. From looking at his mugshots, I would doubt he ever has had a pair of socks.

"I thought you said your dog doesn't bite!"

"That's not my dog..."

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