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March 25, 2019

IN THAT CASE, SIR, WELCOME ABOARD!

Naked Russian man tries to board plane claiming to be more ‘aerodynamic’ undressed

‘He said he flies with more agility when undressed.’

(Thanks to Bob Brogan, Ralph, John Lobert and Roberto)

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You know, they could have tossed him out at 30,000 feet and he could have spotted for them whether they were over Edinburgh or Dusseldorf or somewhere far to the East. They could have observed his flight down and studied whether or not the nude male body really is more aerodynamic in free flight.

A moment in science moment that was missed.

What about his, uh, drag coefficient?

I really don't miss flying.

This dude isn't most peoples idea of a "High Flying Hero."

I've heard straight jackets are pretty aerodynamic too.

I'm with you MOTW.

I remember they were experimenting with Olympic caliber swimmers swimming "au natural" to combat drag. I think they settled on slick suits. I don't think there was much experimenting on the guys iykwimaityd.

None of those see-through-yer-clothes scanners for him. Should have played up that radiation-phobic thing. Maybe they'd let him carry a dog or something comforting.

"In that case, tovarich, you may take your seat in Business Class."

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