IN THAT CASE, MA'AM, PLEASE ALLOW US TO ESCORT YOU
Woman leads police on wild chase says she was 'late for work'
You can tell she's not from Miami, because even during a police chase she signals a lane change.
(Thanks to Bill Hudgins)
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"And where do you work, ma'am. I'm a school safety officer."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 27, 2019 at 10:01 AM
"The use of excessive force in the apprehension of the Blues brothers... has been approved."
*[Cue "Yakety Sax" by Boots Randolph or "Time is Tight" by Booker T & the MGs]
Posted by: Stixnstonz | March 27, 2019 at 10:31 AM
The woman later said she worked for the DMV and wanted to get to work because she really, really enjoyed her job.
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 27, 2019 at 10:50 AM
I don't think she's going to have to worry about her job for a while.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 27, 2019 at 01:07 PM
Big Snorks to Jeff, Stix, Le Pet, and nursecindy
Posted by: MOTW | March 27, 2019 at 01:27 PM
(please keep those laughs coming, folks - I'm having a (r@ppy day)
Posted by: MOTW | March 27, 2019 at 01:32 PM
Sorry to hear that, MOTW...I find a little Dave Barry usually helps me in crappy days.
But like those low-flow toilets Dave famously rants about, sometimes it takes a couple tries to flush it away...
Hope your day gets better!!
Posted by: Stixnstonz | March 27, 2019 at 02:11 PM
@MOTW--It seems we all have more bad days than we used to. Whenever I try to cheer someone up it often come across like the infamous attempt: "Aside from THAT Mrs. Lincoln, did you enjoy the play?"
To borrow some lines from a Dylan song: "Whiskey goes down easier than a crappy day."
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 27, 2019 at 05:19 PM
MOTW, I was having one of those days too. I did some retail therapy at.......The Dollar Tree. I feel about 10% better.
(As God is my witness I had no idea it was possible to spend $50 at The Dollar Tree.)
Posted by: nursecindy | March 27, 2019 at 05:55 PM