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March 28, 2019

IF THAT'S NOT A POLICE EMERGENCY, WE DON'T KNOW WHAT IS

A Cleveland woman recently called 911 to make an unusual complaint: her chicken gyro was “nasty.”

(Thanks to Stever)

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The reporter buried the lede here. A good journalist would have pursued the correct pronunciation of "gyro". The rest of the story? Meh...

Woo-hoo! Another Ohio story! Represent!

Clearly a nasty chicken gyro is criminal.

Gyro Gearloose wishes to say that he has never met this woman or even been in Ohio. While he is an anthropomophic chicken, he is not greasy or nasty.

"Only on Cleveland 19"

Nasty Chicken Gyro opened for (who else?) Meatloaf. Tasty show.

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