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The reporter buried the lede here. A good journalist would have pursued the correct pronunciation of "gyro". The rest of the story? Meh...
Posted by: Stixnstonz | March 28, 2019 at 11:00 AM
Woo-hoo! Another Ohio story! Represent!
Posted by: vaporsmith | March 28, 2019 at 11:17 AM
Clearly a nasty chicken gyro is criminal.
Posted by: markhh | March 28, 2019 at 11:25 AM
Gyro Gearloose wishes to say that he has never met this woman or even been in Ohio. While he is an anthropomophic chicken, he is not greasy or nasty.
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 28, 2019 at 11:35 AM
"Only on Cleveland 19"
Posted by: MOTW | March 28, 2019 at 11:38 AM
Nasty Chicken Gyro opened for (who else?) Meatloaf. Tasty show.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | March 28, 2019 at 12:07 PM