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March 10, 2019

IF I CAN MAKE IT THERE, I MIGHT NEED SHOTS

Rabid raccoons are back in Manhattan

(Thanks to Steve K.)

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I know you all think of New York as steel and chrome skyscrapers and no trees or grass, but we don't all live in Midtown Manhattan. A few years ago, I came out of the place where my wife was in rehab for her knee replacement and saw a clearly terrified possum (which WBAGNFARB) cowering on a doorstep nearby.

Contact Homeland Security.

Somewhere in rural Manhattan.


Turf Wars with the rats.

Seen in Times Square with signs and yelling:
"F*** Trump"
"F*** AOC"
"The rent is too damn high"
"Kill Globalists"
"The End is Near"

In other words, just another day in NYC.

Raccoon roundworm is dangerous to people and pets, whether the coons are rabid or not.

Do not mess with coons, or with coon mess.


Where, exactly, in Manhattan are they playing? How much are the tix?

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