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March 07, 2019

'I DON'T HAVE A PARTNER'

Police rescue woman tied to her steering wheel in Tenerife car park  after 'Fifty Shades' stunt goes wrong

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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First policeman--"Sarge, do you think we should cuff her before we take her in?"

Second policeman--"Bob, how many times have you failed to pass the sergeants exam?"

a passer-by heard the car’s horn sounding repeatedly as the woman bashed her head against the wheel .. for as long as two hours ..

The stock photo of the Spanish coastline was particularly helpful.

Maybe she should just go to a single's bar the next time. They're also pure torture but at least she won't be alone.

Moron.

"You know, there are worse ways to go, but I can't think of a more undignified way than autoerotic asphyxiation, Agent Mulder."

-Clyde Bruckman
The X-Files

Including the car model was also helpful.

"dressed in sporty clothes"

Wonder if they were leather-trimmed?

Her safe word is "Idiota".

I once rode in a Citroën. That was enough torture for me.

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