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March 10, 2019


California man tried to burn down neighbor's house to get rid of ghost

(Thanks to Le Petomane)


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Did it work?

I'm asking for a friend.

There once was a man named Cuong

He came from a town called Phuket

But his daughter, named Nan,

Ran away with a man

And as for the bucket, Phuket Nantucket.

At first I thought he tried to get rid of GOATS. Very disappointed.

Learned nothing. Burn down the house. Let loose the ghosts. Then ya got a marshmallow man stomping down the street.

How can it be murder if you're just trying to kill a ghost? Aren't they already dead? Shoddy police work.

He should have called Ghostbusters.

Was it a spider ghost?

Of what a spider does
He does most

Doesn't he know that Casper is a FRIENDLY ghost?

Febreze works better.

Cue the theme music...

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