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March 19, 2019


Florida man accused of throwing pancake batter at woman arrested

(Thanks to pharmaross and Allen at Division)


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Some salt and pancake battery?

Amazingly, alcohol...

We need to get that stuff out of civilian hands.

Classic mugshot, by the way.

When informed He was being charged with battery Zimmerman stated, "I could use a new starter, too." Then went on to tell the judge He was abused as a child just yesterday.

His waffle wasn't cooked all the way through.

You mean he was charged with BATTER-y?

The deputies definitely aren't waffling this case.

Later, he told the judge he went temporarily insane when she informed him they were out of bacon.

Pancakery? Syrup assault?

I see what you did there...

He 'batter' be careful, or this could cost him some dough.

His battery was overcharged.

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