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March 04, 2019


A Florida man stabbed a co-worker with a machete Saturday evening in a mall food court, police say.

(Thanks to pharmaross)


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Isn't a machete more of a whacking tool than a stabbing tool? Siouxie?

Palm Beach Outlets is my wife's favorite place! It's one exit from where we stay in Florida.

*making mental note to not leave ANY mess on my tray if I eat there*

Cleanup on aisle seven. Chop Chop.

What a maroon. padraig is right; knives are for stabbing, machetes are for chopping. Ask any man who has been in the military the difference between a rifle and a gun.

So if I substitute for rifle and gun...

This is my machete,
This is my knife..
This is for chopping,
This is for stabbing.

So which is for fighting? Which is for fun?

Depends on the style:

You’ve obviously never tried our food court’s burgers.

I'm opening up a new store in Miami called Machete's R Cuts.
Please invest -- you'll make a fortune.

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