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March 08, 2019

BRILLIANT

German police say officers called to investigate a murder arrived to find that the woman who had reported it just wanted someone to remove a car blocking her garage.

Rationale: "The woman thought, if she calls in a murder the police will get there faster."

Shocker: The woman, who was visibly drunk

(Thanks to Rod Nunley)

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From the looks of the car, a Tequila resident.

She did kill that bottle of Tequila.

Calling in an overturned doughnut truck works too.

Wait. Germans have access to alcohol?

Berchtesgaden? Was her name Eva Braun?

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