BECAUSE WHAT WE NEED IS SOBER RATS
Scientists Have Cured Alcoholic Rats by Shooting Lasers at Their Brains
(Thanks to John Gregg)
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Scientists Have Cured Alcoholic Rats by Shooting Lasers at Their Brains
(Thanks to John Gregg)
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I saw Alcoholic Rats open for Giant Dead Hornets.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 24, 2019 at 09:03 AM
This is just wrong. First, the mad scientists build rat saloons with free booze and poles for the lady dancing rats. Then, just when things are going good for the rats, those evil scientists shoot lasers into their brains and ends the party.
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 24, 2019 at 10:37 AM
The moral is: Never send a Storm Trooper to cure a rat of alcoholism.
Posted by: Clankie | March 24, 2019 at 10:55 AM
Scientists later learned in addition to curing alcoholism shooting lasers at brains also significantly increased breast size and therefore caused the long line of drunk women in the offing for laser treatment outside their door.
Posted by: manual tomato | March 24, 2019 at 12:46 PM
After imbibing sufficient quantities of alcohol, you will wake up feeling like someone is shooting lasers in your brain.
Or so I've been told by a reliable friend...
Posted by: fractalist | March 24, 2019 at 02:04 PM
Time to organize National Laser Pointer Day on the U.S. Capitol steps.
Posted by: Aheynonnymous | March 24, 2019 at 02:58 PM
@ fractalist--If the empty liquor bottle has a very pickled worm in it. you would wish it was just a laser attack that happened to your brain.
Or this is what an unreliable friend told me.
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 24, 2019 at 06:13 PM
Damn, now what am I gonna do with all these tiny cocktail napkins?
Posted by: ImNotDave | March 25, 2019 at 06:27 AM