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March 25, 2019

ATTENTION, IDIOTS:

Gucci selling $870 sneakers designed to look dirty

(Thanks to pharmaross)

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These will look great with my $1000 "destroyed" jeans!
Ain't happening Gucci.


For a mere $125 I will sell a pair of my distressed socks to go with these shoes.

For only $900 I'll sell my grandpa's stressed overalls. Make it an even grand and I'll even include grandpa.

I saw Distressed Effects open for Dire Straits in 1979.

I've got a dirty pair of sneakers I will part with for $50, plus shipping.

Is they anything like the Saucony Dunkin' Donuts sneakers?

"The company offers special instructions for cleaning real dirt off the shoes...without harming the faux-dirt."

Yeah, I was worried about that.

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