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March 03, 2019

ATTENTION, BUDGET-CONSCIOUS BIGAMISTS:

Silicone Wedding Ring/Band Men Women 4 5 Rings Pack

(Thanks to Norm Smaglik)

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Now that you're gone, all that's left is a band of silicone just doesn't have the same "ring" to it.

I heard an unsubstantiated rumor that Apple is developing an app that will cause these rings to disintegrate from any distance. This will save all the fuss and bother of breaking up in person. Also Apple is developing a lawyer app to speed that matter up.

HA! But seriously these rings are use by police ad EMTS and firefighters because they breakaway and their rescuer wont lose a finger by getting the ring caught.

But HA anyway!

Specially made for guys with very small *cough* equipment...

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