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March 30, 2019

AS THEIR ROBES BILLOWED OUTWARD

Flatulence in the workplace is not a form of bullying, Australian appeals court rules

(Thanks to Charles Indelicato, John Lobert and Jack Eberling)

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"Cropdusters" everywhere rejoice!

So it's OK for me have chili & sauerkraut for lunch at work?

How many beans must a man chow down
Before you call him a man?
The answer, my friend, is blowin' in his wind
The answer is blowin' in his wind

Defense solicitor- "My client. Mister Hengst, meant no angst when he farted repeatedly in the plaintiff's general direction. He has suffered from the digestive tract of an elephant for years. Doctors claim this malady developed from being forced to play the oboe as a child. Therefore we pray the court to dismiss this case and take satisfaction that my client no longer plays an oboe."

Forgiveness for those who misheard " The Art of the Deal ".

Defense solicitor addendum- "He has picked up the tuba."

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