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March 29, 2019

APOCALYPSE UPDATE

A Midwest man who brought his coworkers bagels sliced like bread, then bragged about it on Twitter, is getting an earful from New Yorkers -- including the NYPD.

(Thanks to Ralph)

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Recognizing that a co-author who shall remain nameless is associated with St. Louis, but I can say with certainty that if this happened in Chicago, a visit to the bottom of the nearest river would be involved.

I think it's the Arch that encourages the behavior.

Lock him up!

I'm from the South and even I know that's not the way to slice a bagel.

Panera bagels aren't bagels. Einstein Brothers are even worse. They're bread with a hole in them.

I'd hate to see what he does with lox. We might need to get a rope.

"No matter how you slice it, there will always be two sides."

Meet Panera's new hire:

Edward Scissorhands...

Now they'll really go after the Electoral College.

Oh the humanity!

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