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Recognizing that a co-author who shall remain nameless is associated with St. Louis, but I can say with certainty that if this happened in Chicago, a visit to the bottom of the nearest river would be involved.
I think it's the Arch that encourages the behavior.
Posted by: Not My Usual Alias | March 29, 2019 at 10:17 AM
Lock him up!
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 29, 2019 at 10:21 AM
I'm from the South and even I know that's not the way to slice a bagel.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 29, 2019 at 10:28 AM
Panera bagels aren't bagels. Einstein Brothers are even worse. They're bread with a hole in them.
I'd hate to see what he does with lox. We might need to get a rope.
Posted by: wanderer2575 | March 29, 2019 at 10:53 AM
"No matter how you slice it, there will always be two sides."
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 29, 2019 at 12:30 PM
Meet Panera's new hire:
Edward Scissorhands...
Posted by: fractalist | March 29, 2019 at 01:04 PM
Now they'll really go after the Electoral College.
Posted by: Rudolph | March 29, 2019 at 02:43 PM
Oh the humanity!
Posted by: Sam Sprague | March 29, 2019 at 10:04 PM