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And scroll down to the next story on the page. About the snake. And the car. In Australia.
Posted by: Rod Nunley | March 25, 2019 at 03:54 PM
Seagull Imitators WBAGNFA Flock of Seagulls cover band.
Posted by: markhh | March 25, 2019 at 04:21 PM
and just what are we to make of the hanging banana?
Posted by: Cheesewiz | March 25, 2019 at 04:29 PM
After that, I got nothing!
Posted by: f3red | March 25, 2019 at 05:08 PM
Buoys and gulls were made fore each other.
And remeber, one good tern deserves another
Posted by: JG | March 25, 2019 at 05:23 PM
Seagulls! (Stop it now!)
Posted by: YODA | March 25, 2019 at 06:37 PM
Is the guy with the microphone wearing a yellow paper "beak" on his forehead?
Posted by: Baskerville Bee | March 25, 2019 at 07:01 PM
In this country one would have to visit a biker bar next to a bowling alley in Flathead County to find entertainment of such class.
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 25, 2019 at 07:35 PM
Waiting fore the "diving for Fritos on the pavement" event. Lotta skinned up beaks.
Posted by: Loudmouth | March 25, 2019 at 08:58 PM
I was waiting for one of the competitors to steal a sandwich from someone's hand.
Posted by: Stixnstonz | March 26, 2019 at 07:20 AM
Le Petomane
ONLY if they poop as well as caw. IYKWIM
Posted by: Mikey123 | March 26, 2019 at 10:40 AM