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March 27, 2019

AND HE’S HAPPY TO SEE YOU!

Thief stuffs 4-foot python down his pants at pet store

(Thanks to Jeff Meyerson)

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Just alert all the local emergency rooms. He'll be in to have the snake removed from the snake soon enough.

nursecindy would know for sure, but I assume vasectomy by python would be rather painful.

ROCKWOOD, Michigan -- Police say a man is wanted after he stuffed a 4-foot ball python down his pants before leaving a Michigan pet store.

*snickers* at Rockwood, ball python...

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