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This guy's real name has to be Norman Bates the Fourth.
Posted by: Le Petomane | March 27, 2019 at 05:26 PM
Is that an euphemism for something?
On second thought - I don't want to know.
Posted by: markhh | March 27, 2019 at 05:55 PM
Best reader comment: "Even by Florida Man standards, this story is weird."
Posted by: wanderer2575 | March 27, 2019 at 07:28 PM
markhh, I had the same question but, like you, I don't want to know the answer. Time for Mom to kick him out of the basement.
Posted by: nursecindy | March 27, 2019 at 09:02 PM
Another vote for not wanting to know what that euphemism was about.
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 27, 2019 at 09:45 PM
Please don't let it be Boynton Beach (just asking for a friend.)
Posted by: Marc | March 27, 2019 at 11:47 PM
Minimal coverage while pubic interest remains blurry.
Posted by: man tom | March 28, 2019 at 02:03 AM
Re Marc's comment:
Years ago my wife went to a union meeting for soon-to-be-retired NYC teachers. She jokingly asked the union guy why they don't have a community in Florida just for retired teachers.
He said, "We do. It's called Boynton Beach."
Posted by: Jeff Meyerson | March 28, 2019 at 07:48 AM
She never should have unlocked the basement door.
Posted by: ubetcha | March 28, 2019 at 09:04 AM
Re: Jeff Meyerson's comment:
Wow that is spooky. According to my mom, Boynton Beach is also a place for retired Plainview, NY teachers. (just saying.)
Posted by: Marc | March 28, 2019 at 12:43 PM